To The Power of Peng


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Renowned UK statistician and mathematician Professor Les Fryhard of Scunthorpe University has published his breakthrough mathematical calculation determining the number of trophies a married couple can take home with them from a suburban lawn bowls comp.

Professor Fryhard lost the press gallery a little on the finer points of the calculus, but read a prepared statement on his lifetime work, “Eeh by gum, them there Ronaldinyo and Susan, now, and him at the bar and all, and all that there bowlin’ and carryon with them Aeros and whatnot dinnae stop me, I’m so proud”.


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